Friday, April 2, 2010

How children are like dogs.

It's all in good fun, people. All in good fun.

How are children like dogs?

-They often smell funny, and you can't usually figure out where the smell is coming from.

-Children whine a lot.

-Children pee on carpets.

-The best way to get a child to stop peeing on carpets is to give them food treats.

-Either you have a leash for your child, or it has crossed your mind in at least one desperate moment that it sure would be nice.

-Children will eat the strangest s***.

-Children often greet eachother in ways that make you wonder what planet they are from.

-Children know how to make you SOOOO mad...then give you that face that says "but I'm so cuddly and cute, you know you love me".

-A child's best command is usually "ignore me".

-Go ahead and try to get your kid to clean his room. Then ask your dog to clean it. See which one gets done first. (Note: if you try this, you'll probably eventually wind up giving up on both of them and doing it yourself)

1 comment:

Rich said...

They also have great selective hearing - unless you say ice cream or candy.